December 2005

WordPress 2.0 Theme Competition

My pal at kcyap.com had decided to throw out yet another prize bonanza contest. This time, a WordPress 2.0 theme design competition.

For those of you who’re dying for a massive webhosting plan but didn’t have the monetary resource, this is your chance! The ultimate winner of the competition will get the grand prize of…

1 Year Web Hosting Plan at APlus.net worth US$300
Disc Storage: 20000MB
Data Transfer/mo: 600GB
3 Domain Names
10 MySQL Databases
$495 Free Software
$50 Google Adwords Coupon

There are six other prizes for different categories to be won. Check out the competition page for more information.

What the fcuk? Another molar tooth?

I got my wisdom teeth about a year ago. They erupted through my gum and pain was suffered throughout the process. But, they were not removed due to the fact that they’re not disrupting nor disturbing my normal routine.

About a month ago, I had an extra molar tooth growing down from my upper left jaw. The pain was endurable and I was still able to munch and chew. Then, a couple of days ago, I started experiencing this swelling with extreme pain in the inner part of my mouth, in which I suspect is due the growth of another new molar tooth in my upper jaw, now it’s on the right hand side. The pain is really frustrating and I’m having trouble opening my mouth while eating. I went for a “Whopper” at Hungry Jacks tonight and I had to bite like a baby. One bite too large and the pain comes in. That totally kills my appetite to eat.

I was wondering if I should get it removed because I heard it might cause infections or something. The pain was so bad that even my neck muscle hurts when it is pressed against. Seems to me that the swelling had got itself onto my nerves. A friend of mine told me that I’ll get over this within 2-3 weeks, and drink a lot of water during this period will help. Taking panadols or painkiller may ease the pain, but should I be worried of my nerves?

Had anyone of you encountered such problems before? Please share your solutions or remedies to this.

I dropped my jaw
Damn. I think I dropped my jaw.

How to Make Love

This post intends to teach you the very technique employed by me everytime I make love. The tools and ingredients that you might need for this are quite easily obtainable, in fact they’re readily available in your mama’s kitchen! Grab a chop-board, a sharp knife, and a piece of oval-shaped tomato and you’re ready to make love!

First off, carefully slice 1/3 of the oval-shaped tomato away, in a tilted angle.
How to Make Love: Step 1.

Put that 1/3 of the tomato in your mouth and munch it. Now, face the flat area of the tomato downwards.
How to Make Love: Step 2.

Cut through the center of the tomato, make sure it’s really centered okay! Before you even swallow that bits of tomatoes in your mouth, you’ve done making ‘Love’!
How to Make Love: Step 3.

* Thanks to Adrian for the tipping.

A Beginner’s Guide to Google Analytics

Google and its services

Google had been generous when it comes to free services. Being the world’s most popular search, Google had pioneered in providing the first ever gigabyte e-mail service, disposing a whopping 1Gb mailbox at the beginning to the 2.6Gb of now. Since then, it has been a non-stop journey in terms of products and services by the company from Mountain View, California.

We might know of the more popular services provided by the search engine giant, e.g. the Google search engine itself, GMail, Blogger, Google Desktop, Google Talk, Google Earth and that should be enough for standard users. But did you know that Google is serving more than 50 services online? Amazing feat ain’t it, for a company which started in a Californian garage by two Stanford Ph. D students nearly 10 years ago.

A Beginner’s Guide to Google Analytics

In May 2005, Google acquired Urchin Software corporation which developed the Urchin webstat software. “Urchin on Demand” web service was launched since then and in November, 2005, Google renamed the service to Google Analytics and provided the service for free.

Google Analytics navigation barThis guide intends to show the various types of statistics generated by Google Analytics, specifically in the “Executive” view, complete with screenshots from the area and descriptions of what it all means to the readers.

The navigation bar on the left generally contains links to all of the different type of statistics available in this service. There are three main types of views to this statistic, namely the ‘Executive’ view, the ‘Marketer’ view, and the ‘Webmaster’ view.

The ‘Executive’ view display statistics similar to those viewed by the executive personnel. They contain an executive overview, together with summaries to the conversion rate, content, and marketing effectiveness. If you’re not very demanding on statistics, these details will serve you good enough.

The ‘Marketer’ view contains marketing statistic on campaigns carried out by the marketing people. It summarizes the effectiveness of different marketing projects, conversion rates, keyword considerations, etc. This is good, especially for the marketing geeks to see how the products are selling, or to analyze how users are responding to a particular service provided.

The ‘Webmaster’ view provides statistics that concern the one who takes care of the well-being of a certain website, e.g., bloggers, programmers, authors, publishers, etc. It contains detailed statistic of how well the contents (articles or pages) are being received by the visitors, as well as an in-depth analysis of the visitor’s technical details – browser type, operating system type, screen resolution, connection speed, languages, and so on. These statistics are useful to me as they helps me in tweaking the website to optimize user experience.

Executive Overview

Executive Overview
An executive overview displays a colorful image presentation of the statistics in summary. I’ll explain of what the image is telling us for each of the four columns.

*Statistics are based on the data collected on this blog from the 14th to the 30th of November, 2005.

Visits and Pageviews
‘Visits’ and ‘Unique Visitor’ defined: ‘Visits’ are tracked when user ‘A’ visits your website – User ‘A’ can make 1 or several visits within a certain timeframe. Now, user ‘A’ is tracked as 1 ‘Unique Visitor’, regardless of how many visits he/she may do.

Visits and Pageviews
The ‘Visit and Pageviews’ column shows you the number of daily visits (V) and pageviews (P) spanning over a month. The average value (P/V) shows the number of pageviews made by a visitor during that month. Visitors on my site makes about 1.89 visits per visit. That’s sad.

Visits by New and Returning
Visits by New and Returning
‘Visits by New and Returning’ column shows in a pie-chart the percentage of new and returning visitors. Well, basically, returning visitors are the loyal ones who visits your site frequently. Two or more separate visits made by one user are considered returning visits. You could see a detailed statistics showing visitor’s loyalty and recency in the “Marketer’s view”.

Geographical Map Overlay
Geographical Map Overlay
This is a world map showing the geographical locations of where your visitors come from. Just point to the hotspots and it’ll show you exactly where your visitors are from. The larger the hotspot, the more visitor there are from that area. Most of my visitors comes from Kuala Lumpur, with 17.07%, while others are scattered accross the continental Europe, North America, Brazil, China, and Australia.

Visits by Source
Visits by Source
‘Visits by Source’ will tell you where you visitors are led from. While ‘Other’ souces dominates the pie-chart, Google and petalingstreet.org are my prime sources of visitors, followed by sweetsweet.net and ‘direct’ (visitors who visits my website through their bookmarks or, by entering my website’s URL directly into the browser).

Conversion Summary

Conversion Summary
Conversion occurs when a specific goal that you’ve set is reached. For example, a purchase, a new registration, a download, or something that you want your viewers or customers to do when they’re visiting your site. This particular statistic shows you i) number of visits (V), ii) G1 (G). The conversion rate (%) is is the number of goal conversions divided by the number of visits (V/G). I haven’t set any goals yet and that’s why there are no data showing. Learn how to set up goals in Google Analytics.

Marketing Summary

Marketing Summary
The marketing summary shows us the Top 5 sources, keywords, and campaigns. The ‘Visit’ column incidates the number of visits from specific sources, keywords, and campaigns and it is accompanied by its percentage of ups and downs. The ‘G1/Visits’ would be the % of conversion rate but since there is no goals set, thus all data remains 0.0%

Content Summary

Content Summary
The content summary shows us the Top 5 entrances, exits, and contents. Entrances here means the page of which the users enters my website. In this case, the top entrance page to my website are through the http://www.alexallied.com url, followed by the Flying with Sexy Girls post.

‘Bounces’ herein is defined as a “come and go” scenario, in which the visitor comes in through one of the pages, and then left without moving onto other pages. ‘Exits’ are those pages on which the visitors left your site, or you might call it the “departing point”. The ‘Top 5 Content’ shows the positions of the 5 most favorite contents of your site. A content’s appealingness are rated by the average time spent on them. The more time accumulated, the higher the ranking goes.

Conclusion

Google Analytics is way ahead of any webstats service providers out there in terms of its simplicity of implementation and statistical details generated. It doesn’t matter if your website is big or small, if you want to keep track of your sales conversion, or you just wanna know how many visitors you’re getting every month, Google Analytics will get everything done for you. Just head over to Google and sign up for a free account!




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