I’m gonna show you a way of turning your cheque into cash instantly, just follow these simple steps and you’ll have your cheque cashed in no time!

First of all, get yourself a reliable and efficient bank like Westpac. Then, place your Google cheque inside one of their cheque deposit envelopes.

Head to your nearest Westpac branch and slid it into their Express Deposits slot.

Alright, I’ve deposited my cheque, now I can enjoy my cash. Few clicks of the buttons and the money comes out. Don’t worry if the account is low on balance, within 3 working days it’ll be fine again.

You understand the procedure yet? Alright, this is lame. Let’s get down to real business and see what the cheque can get me.

An XBox 360? Nah, not my type of entertainment. Still prefer PC games. DotA in particular. By the way, DotA Allstars v6.28 is out now! Go and grab it from their website!

How bout this? An iMac priced at AUD$2649. Nah, I can’t even get its keyboard and mouse with the cheque.

And this cute puppy? I’m not gonna buy it but everytime I visit Chadstone, I’ll be sure to visit the pet shop as they always have new puppies on sale, and most of them are adorable! Was thinking of getting a partner for Milo, but it’s not time yet :/

By the way, I might be going back to Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur, then Sibu) in April. Could organize a mini blogger meet or something like that.

No, I’m not trying to sell SpyMy here, nor am I recommending it as a traffic generating news aggregator.

Top of SpyMy, no need vote one!

Man, I haven’t see such a spectacular way of boosting one’s traffic. This must be the best since the Dawn Yang controversy, the Xialanxue v Xiaxue war, and you name it. This is the ultimate traffic whore’s hitchhike ever!

I mean, why would a news aggregator wants to specifically highlight a home-made porno? What’s the point there? Worst off, there ain’t even a warning on the video post on SpyMy, kids could get it with a click of a button.

This is SpyMy’s comment on the Rojaks blog. “No need use brain. Just click link.” Even your 12 year old kids could be watching this amazing video, free marketing and publicity courtesy of SpyMy.

Don’t forget to support them okay! Must put link alright! If not I spy kao your mom!

I’m not sure cause I don’t frequent SpyMy, but this is like the first-ever page specifically designated to an issue of no significant affect on the Malaysian blogosphere? But SpyMy’s decided that it’s so hot that ads were placed all over it to gain traffic and maybe generate some accidental clicks off some amateur Internet users. What a terrific traffic hitchhiking to Adsense dollar!

I know some of you bloggers have got this “Tak Nak - Quit Smoking” spam. No we didn’t ask for it, it just arrived in our mailbox and that’s spam. Upon checking the Whois database, need I say more of who’s the owner? I suppose this is from the same owner as SpyMy? QuitSpeed? and I bet you know who’s hiding in the jungle playing monk.

Oh, that’s not all, here’s somemore…

“Don’t Forget to Support Me again okay?!” Alright, this is getting annoying, quit reminding us to support you already! and quit telling us to stop smoking, too! I think you need to get some “Quit Spamming 101″ lessons.

Related Links:
Chanlilian: SpyMy and its involvement in the Tammy NYP video
Celaka Communications revelation on who’s behind the show.

This, is my first ever Google cheque since implementing their Adsense programme 5 months ago.

I felt excited for my first ever American cheque, for it is a very, very hard earned piece of paper. First, it took the cheque approximately a month to travel from Buffalo, New York, to Melbourne, Australia, via Posten Sverige AB of Sweden, and then you’ll have to wait for a few more weeks, or maybe up to a month for the cheque to clear. No, it doesn’t end there, the bank charges you several % off your hard-earned cheque. All in all, that’s a pretty hefty process ain’t it?

I’m not sure about you guys, but I think Adsense dollars are harder to come by nowadays. Perhaps my keywords aren’t high-paying enough, or should I say, my enthusiasm on Adsense slacked off in the last few months. I’m doing less experiments and tests on placements/positioning, keyword targetting, etc.

Oh well, I gotta get down to work for the next Google cheque.

Take a look at this thing here. What’s on your mind? A stool with a hole for the disabled? A stool for the fishers?

Before you proceed further, I would like to remind you all that this is a “Not Safe For Work” post. Anyone under 18 are advised to leave and watch Nicklelodeon instead.