I’m gonna show you a way of turning your cheque into cash instantly, just follow these simple steps and you’ll have your cheque cashed in no time!

First of all, get yourself a reliable and efficient bank like Westpac. Then, place your Google cheque inside one of their cheque deposit envelopes.

Head to your nearest Westpac branch and slid it into their Express Deposits slot.

Alright, I’ve deposited my cheque, now I can enjoy my cash. Few clicks of the buttons and the money comes out. Don’t worry if the account is low on balance, within 3 working days it’ll be fine again.

You understand the procedure yet? Alright, this is lame. Let’s get down to real business and see what the cheque can get me.

An XBox 360? Nah, not my type of entertainment. Still prefer PC games. DotA in particular. By the way, DotA Allstars v6.28 is out now! Go and grab it from their website!

How bout this? An iMac priced at AUD$2649. Nah, I can’t even get its keyboard and mouse with the cheque.

And this cute puppy? I’m not gonna buy it but everytime I visit Chadstone, I’ll be sure to visit the pet shop as they always have new puppies on sale, and most of them are adorable! Was thinking of getting a partner for Milo, but it’s not time yet :/

By the way, I might be going back to Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur, then Sibu) in April. Could organize a mini blogger meet or something like that.

No, I’m not trying to sell SpyMy here, nor am I recommending it as a traffic generating news aggregator.

Top of SpyMy, no need vote one!

Man, I haven’t see such a spectacular way of boosting one’s traffic. This must be the best since the Dawn Yang controversy, the Xialanxue v Xiaxue war, and you name it. This is the ultimate traffic whore’s hitchhike ever!

I mean, why would a news aggregator wants to specifically highlight a home-made porno? What’s the point there? Worst off, there ain’t even a warning on the video post on SpyMy, kids could get it with a click of a button.

This is SpyMy’s comment on the Rojaks blog. “No need use brain. Just click link.” Even your 12 year old kids could be watching this amazing video, free marketing and publicity courtesy of SpyMy.

Don’t forget to support them okay! Must put link alright! If not I spy kao your mom!

I’m not sure cause I don’t frequent SpyMy, but this is like the first-ever page specifically designated to an issue of no significant affect on the Malaysian blogosphere? But SpyMy’s decided that it’s so hot that ads were placed all over it to gain traffic and maybe generate some accidental clicks off some amateur Internet users. What a terrific traffic hitchhiking to Adsense dollar!

I know some of you bloggers have got this “Tak Nak – Quit Smoking” spam. No we didn’t ask for it, it just arrived in our mailbox and that’s spam. Upon checking the Whois database, need I say more of who’s the owner? I suppose this is from the same owner as SpyMy? QuitSpeed? and I bet you know who’s hiding in the jungle playing monk.

Oh, that’s not all, here’s somemore…

“Don’t Forget to Support Me again okay?!” Alright, this is getting annoying, quit reminding us to support you already! and quit telling us to stop smoking, too! I think you need to get some “Quit Spamming 101″ lessons.

Related Links:
Chanlilian: SpyMy and its involvement in the Tammy NYP video
Celaka Communications revelation on who’s behind the show.

This, is my first ever Google cheque since implementing their Adsense programme 5 months ago.

I felt excited for my first ever American cheque, for it is a very, very hard earned piece of paper. First, it took the cheque approximately a month to travel from Buffalo, New York, to Melbourne, Australia, via Posten Sverige AB of Sweden, and then you’ll have to wait for a few more weeks, or maybe up to a month for the cheque to clear.

No, it doesn’t end there, the bank charges you several % off your hard-earned cheque. All in all, that’s a pretty hefty process ain’t it?

I’m not sure about you guys, but I think Adsense dollars are harder to come by nowadays. Perhaps my keywords aren’t high-paying enough, or should I say, my enthusiasm on Adsense slacked off in the last few months. I’m doing less experiments and tests on placements/positioning, keyword targetting, etc.

Oh well, I gotta get down to work for the next Google cheque.

Take a look at this thing here. What’s on your mind? A stool with a hole for the disabled? A stool for the fishers?

Before you proceed further, I would like to remind you all that this is a “Not Safe For Work” post. Anyone under 18 are advised to leave and watch Nicklelodeon instead.

I think I owe my blog and my readers an apology for the fact that I’ve not been feeding you guys properly.

First, there was an issue with my PC. It was malfunctioning with registry crashes almost every time I reboot. I tried to fix that but to no avail, I had to reformat and reinstall Windows XP whenever that happens. That really pissed me off, and on February 10th, 2006, my primary hard drive is declared dead. It took along with it my 3 years worth of precious photos collection, movies and videos collection. Imagine losing all your photos you’ve saved over the last 3 years. Pain in the ass alright.

This hard disk had been with me since Form 4 and it’s time for it to rest in peace. BUT NOT WITH ALL MY VIDEOS AND PHOTOS YOU FREAK!!!

And then there were web projects. I’ve a client who likes my template and he decided to use it for both his and his wife’s blog.

Tech Uncut is a blog about Web 2.0 businesses. Keeping most of my Fury v1.0 template, I created a new header image, changed a few icons, and removed the Japanese characters on the captions.

Time 4 Mom is a blog about motherhood. The client requested a cartoon baby for the header image. A new color scheme is implemented to comply with the client’s requirement. End result is happily accepted.

There was this MSN Messenger orgy this afternoon that really initiated me to write again. Thanks to bloggers like Wingz tai low, lilian 5xmom, mahagurusia, helen, dSaint, for the great XXX chat!

It’s getting colder nowadays as the summer comes to an end. With temperature averaging 25 degrees celcius, I better grab hold of the final few weeks of fine weather to get myself some shots in the summer.

Spirit of Tasmania. I can take one of these cruise to Tasmania for only $99.

Surfers surfing under the sun.

This is how it works.

Suicide attempt? Seaweed isolated from the water. I threw it back to the sea, where it belongs.

Seagull with wind surfers in the background.

Lone Seagull.

I’m not sure whether it’s legal to harvest these mussels, perhaps a small amount would do no harm? We took about 20+ home, most of them are mid-sized mussels, and they taste freshly great!