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Before LYNXjet, all the entertainment
You guys have to thank billionaire William Suzuki-Smith for making your dreams come true. One thing that surprises me of him was that, he made his money off the wild rubber plantations in Borneo, that’s where I come from and I’ve never heard about him before!
“Hi, my name is Mimi. What can I assist you with today?”
Oh you can “assist” me with everything, hot thang! You guys, forget about those dull, boring, and formalized airlines. LynxJet is here to sweep the old standards of the airline industries!
Their air-stewardesses are not called air-stewardesses, but instead, they’re mostesses. I wonder where that name came from? But who cares they’re a mostess or stewardess or waitress or a mistress, just Get on, and Get off.
Here’s the testimonial given by one of its very satisfied customers.
“It was brilliant” said, Franco Coluzin, taking a low sip of his drink.
The mostesses made me feel very comfortable. They tucked me in, gave me a massage, and before I knew it I had nodded off. I woke up in a LYNXjet bathrobe, spread eagle on my flatbed. I’m not exactly sure what happened, but I think it was pretty good.
Oh, I forgot. This airline currently serves only Australia and New Zealand (and perhaps some other countries). Maybe you can try suggesting Mr. Suzuki-Smith to open a branch in your country, too!
William Suzuki-Smith, Borneo, airline, Australia, New Zealand
pillow fight?! LOL. btw im hoping to c some blokes in the air. BUT, im not in australia or NZ. better come back to reality. *slaps myself*
lol.
[...] I’ll be flying to New Zealand next year for my vacation. I thought, Hey! Maybe I could fly by LYNXJet and write a review after that huh? But you know, I’m having this vacation with my wife, so, probably next time, you guys. [...]
セクシーガールとファーストクラス『LYNX JET』…
美人が添い寝してるときにニンマリして胸を改めて押し付けてるディテールの細やかさ……
You guys *do* know that this is all a joke, right? It’s an advertising ploy to get desperate men to buy the deoderant. I live in Australia and there is no Lynx Jet. If you try to book a flight it says they’re all sold out, some excuse. Don’t you think this thing is too stupid to be true?
Girl From Austrailia…of course this is an advertising ploy. No one REALLY thinks this is real. It’s just a fun ad campaign that we wish would come true. Hooters Airline was a reality in the US until about a year ago and had Hooters girls as flight attendants. I think that’s about as close as any of us will get to the Lynxjet experience.