The Malaysian education system is a crap. Alright, maybe not, looking at the fact that the system is actually dripping every drop of grey-matter-juice out of your cerebral cortex. From primary schools onward to the tertiary level, we’ve all been taught to memorize and only by memorizing will you score Aces. Crap.

Malaysians need to promote critical thinking and analytic skills as a way to improve creativity. Only if the education system is revised and improved could we spur new generations of creative minds - the country’s missing link to originality. Maybe then we could see a far better and original product created or invented by Malaysians, instead of using Mitsubishi’s abandoned Lancer cynotypes to create their own national Hero (Proton Wira), sort of like picking up other people’s shit and treat it as “my prescious” in our own backyard. Crap.

Proton Wira is derived from the Mitsubishi Lancers
Malaysia’s Proton Wira is actually derived from the Japanese’s Mitsubishi Lancer. So for those of you who doesn’t have the budget for a true Lancer, you can go for a mocked-up Proton Wira which actually bears a striking resemblence to the actual Lancer itself.

Below are the list of derivation of Proton cars from the the Mitubishi’s:

Proton Putra - Mitsubishi Mirage Asti
Proton Wira - Mitsubishi Lancer
Proton Satria GTi - Mitsubishi Colt
Proton Perdana - Mitsubishi Eterna

Anyway, it’s not about car this post. Back to my secondary school years, I was taught the English subject (1119) by Mr. Wee during my SPM years in Sacred Heart Seconday School, Sibu. His students were taught to memorize essays. Claimed to be the most effective way to score A in the essay paper, we were asked to memorize as many essays as we could and he would carry out weekly tests on essay writing based on the questions he’ll provide 2-3 days prior to the test. Crap.

I’m a bad student, I never listen to the teachers. I would only stick to what I believe is right at that time. I can see that the effort put into scoring A as being a good intention there, but by simply memorizing the facts and phrases, and then puke them out in exactly the same shit by words, by commas and fullstops are simply, Crap.

I scored 5A’s out of 6 in my UPSR, 6A’s out of 8 for my PMR, and 3A’s out of 11 subjects in my SPMs. See the decline in Aces there? Starting from Form 3 onwards, I’ve pulled myself out of the “Memorisation legion” and started to promote critical thinking and analytic skillz. *cough* nice excuse for watching too much football and neglected studies *cough*

The Memorisation legion, as I would like to call it, is a group of students who’re loyal to the Malaysian way of education. The legion is usually led by groups of teachers or lecturers, followed by hundreds or even thousands of loyal students. Their daily biblical feeds would be the “Skor A Dalam SPM” type of books.

In the legion, the teachers will keep the students loyal and happy by revealing gossips circling in the examination department. As a teacher, they don’t wanna get into much troubles, they don’t directly tell you what are the questions (not to mention that there are some who actually does though), they trim the books into specific chapters where the questions are targetted. Ecstatic students will bookmark them in no time and go home a happy lad. They would then get down to discuss and “spot” objective questions that will come out later in the test. It’s like picking numbers for a lotto bet, and if all the questions they spot comes out on the paper, they score a jackpot! Crap.

They even have a library of “Score A” exercise books, and sample questions from previous PMR/SPM examinations, sourced from the legion’s publishers, such as Pelangi Books for example.
Pelangi Books
The legion’s bibles - written by passionate followers abiding the sacred laws of the Malaysian education system, and also the so-called prophets who can predict what is to come in the coming exam papers. Crap.

So you wanna score A huh? Easy lar, just finish all the SPM questions papers from year 1995 to 2005. Sure 90% question all come out same one. If not, just tembak lah! My tee-cher ask me if want tembak, tembak all answer (B), because hor, the statistic shows us most of the answers are in (B). Crap.

This is what most of us do everyday during our secondary years…

- Get up and 6am. Take our breakfast (Usually misses it). Go to school.
- If it’s early, we catch up with friends. Talk about soccer matches yesterday. Crap. Chelsea lost 1-0 to MU yesterday night. MU lucky only lah. Yeah right you losers.
- The teacher comes, we rush into the class. Greets the teacher.
- Take out our books and turn to page 69 and listen to boring lectures.
- Eagerly waits for the first break.
- Happy Hour Starts. Talk crap.
- Boring lectures continues…
- Eagerly waits for the second break.
- Happy Hour Take Two. Talk crap again.
- Boring lectures resumes…
- Eagerly waits for the 12:35pm “Go Home” bell.
- The bell rings. We go home.
Study and Go Home
Sit in the class for 5 and a half hours then get our asses back home for lunch. That’s our daily routine.

Crap.



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