Cibai: An abstract interpretation-based static analyzer for modular analysis and verification of Java classes

Salute our most frequently used vulgar word since the early ages of Chinese immigrants to Malaysia, or maybe earlier. Who can trace the date the creation of the word?

Please give a standing ovation, and a around of applause to all Ah Bengs and Ah Lians who had been so vigorously and enthusiastically promoting the “Cibai” word for more than a century. I would say their effort has been paid off by the induction of the word “Cibai” in one of Microsoft’s Research project. The project was started back in 2007 but only until this day it’s been surfaced and discovered on the Internet by some Ah Bengs and Ah Lians.

Ah Beng had asked me to forward this letter to Bill Gates, so here goes Mr. Gates.

Dear Bill,

We wan tenkiu so much for sapot! We the Ah Bengs and Ah Lians association are very proud for the word “Cibai” now because you decide to use it for your research projek.

Tonight, we open beer and look through Cibai for celebrate this meaningful day. We knows you early early already use the word “Cibai” in your project, January 2007 ago, but only today we can knows the news. This is Malaysia, everything is slower. So please sorry me for thank yous late.

We no charge you copyright fee, I know you oso headache with lawsuits. If next time you kana lawsuit again please calls me, our new hotline number is 019 696 7878. We can helps you burn kao their cars and houses. We do this for free for thanks you to use “Cibai”.

Please oso consider the following words for use in your future projeks-projeks. They are:

“Lanjiao”, “Chow Hai”, “Kanineh”, “Kukujiao”, “Lampa”.

Above words are very gloryful words we alwez use in our life. I already check the Feng Shui book by Lilian, the words very fatt one can earns money for you.

Hope you have success in research Cibai!

Tenkius for your kind sapot.

Sincerely you,
Ah Bengs & Ah Lian Ass.

P/s: We already got one Chelsea player using the Lampa name, his real name is Frank Lampard, but because his parent don’t want pay copyright fee, so they add “rd” behinds.

So now you still can use “Lampa” for your next projeks.

We introduce you, the next operating system from Microsoft, the Windows Cibai 2010!

YEAH BABY!!!! *runs around on the stage emphatically* WOOOOHOOOO!

Steven Ballmer