How to Make Love
02
December
This post intends to teach you the very technique employed by me everytime I make love. The tools and ingredients that you might need for this are quite easily obtainable, in fact they’re readily available in your mama’s kitchen! Grab a chop-board, a sharp knife, and a piece of oval-shaped tomato and you’re ready to make love!
First off, carefully slice 1/3 of the oval-shaped tomato away, in a tilted angle.
Put that 1/3 of the tomato in your mouth and munch it. Now, face the flat area of the tomato downwards.
Cut through the center of the tomato, make sure it’s really centered okay! Before you even swallow that bits of tomatoes in your mouth, you’ve done making ‘Love’!
* Thanks to Adrian for the tipping.
1. scorkes | December 2nd, 2005 at 10:48 pm
cheh. what a dull post to such a raunchy title. i feel cheated.
2. admin | December 2nd, 2005 at 11:00 pm
scorkes: Sorry miss, didn’t mean to con you here, but nonetheless, victim No.1
3. erizabesu | December 3rd, 2005 at 2:34 am
so cute!! another idea to decorate my food..haha!
4. Bryan | December 3rd, 2005 at 7:08 am
Ah ha! Now I know how to make love! :p
5. admin | December 3rd, 2005 at 1:25 pm
erizabesu: Glad you liked the idea.
Bryan: Now go and try it out!
6. Wu Ching | December 3rd, 2005 at 4:24 pm
that’s making heart lah not love!
7. Gloria | December 3rd, 2005 at 5:37 pm
i tot u teaching sth else. LOL!! btw..wut u gonna cook tonite? haha.
8. Alex | December 3rd, 2005 at 7:20 pm
Wuching: Love is better in this case
Gloria: Fish, vege, and egg soup.
9. Adrian | December 6th, 2005 at 1:06 pm
hey dude, luckilly you’d placed my name after making love.. aww, but the credits’ for ya !! nice site !! make love not friends ;p
10. Alex | December 6th, 2005 at 1:19 pm
Adrian: Still, you da expert!