The Gravitizer - 18sx
19
February
Take a look at this thing here. What’s on your mind? A stool with a hole for the disabled? A stool for the fishers?
Before you proceed further, I would like to remind you all that this is a “Not Safe For Work” post. Anyone under 18 are advised to leave and watch Nicklelodeon instead.
How? Got your answer yet? No? How bout some hints?
The Gravitizer can be used as this…
It can also be used like this…
Like this also can!
or even better, give and take style!
Fuah!! Introducing, the biggest news in adult toy industry since the vibrator! and it’s voted the best sex toys of 2006 would you believe!
Now, “Where the F*** can I get this toy!?!!”
Just point your browser to The Body Bouncer, or Ccyell website and order one today! It cost only a mere $189.95! Muahaha, a stool costing hundred over dollars. I think I’m gonna go to China and give them this sample, ask them photostate same same one, come out only RM15, more affordable for the public, what do you think? Can do or not? Who wanna partner me?
This is specially dedicated to all the happy couples out there, in particular, Wingz tai kor, mahagurusia, Helen, Lilian 5xmom, and 9394. You all go and buy and review it okay! I’ll be waiting.
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1. wingz | February 19th, 2006 at 12:56 am
wuahahahahaha!!!! i want order 10!!!! to give to all the silais and Ahpek also need one …. he can use to berak lol!!!
2. wuching | February 19th, 2006 at 8:16 am
very impressive! i want one too!
3. eN | February 19th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
superb stuff! Tell me where to get one?
4. Naive Idealist | February 19th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
impressive ! goood to see such toys..btw dun tell me u got it in melb and enjoy it with *ahem* hahaha
5. Alex | February 19th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
wingz: Muahaha, go to the website and order la!
wuching: Haha, after you use remember to tell me how it feels alright!
eN: The link is in the post.
Naive Idealist: Lolz, nah, it’s too expensive. I can go with my current style.
6. Jason | February 19th, 2006 at 6:51 pm
NOw have sex also want to curi tulang. -.-”
7. Naive Idealist | February 20th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
lol u can go bunning warehouse and make one…coz it might help you summmore it is easier for her
8. lilian | February 20th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Looks like my fishing stool with a hole in the middle only wor.
9. 93~94 | February 20th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Actually this good for si-La got backache pain or lazy but want to have fun.
Ok we set up company, next china trip i find china Ah man do.
Wat name should it be call in KL ?
‘Diew Hai Tang’( Fucking Chair in cantonese)
10. kenny Lee | February 20th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
poke a hole in my seat then can use loh, why spend money?
11. Jacky | February 21st, 2006 at 2:57 am
Wah nice creative idea. I want to partner with you open company sell stools. Sure sell like hot cake!
12. Che-Cheh | February 21st, 2006 at 12:08 pm
aiyar…close my eyes
13. helen | February 23rd, 2006 at 9:06 pm
I thought making love burns calories… As I’m too damn lazy to exercise, I thought I could Kill 2 birds with 1 stone!! So, sex is part of my exercise regime! Now they come out with this new thing! How on earth can I burn calories ler??? ** damn…. ** lol
14. RS in OK | March 14th, 2006 at 8:37 am
If you look through their order form, there is not a single httpS in evidence. They don’t take PayPal (or any of the other “trusted” money transfer agencies)…so I’m beginning to think this is a phishing site.
Sad thing is it looks like a cool toy.
RS.
15. Mr. Who | March 25th, 2006 at 9:15 am
What!!!! ???
$189.95!!!
You can get a stool like this one for no more than 10 bucks, you’ll only nedd to make the hole in it.
I agree that this site must be a joke.
16. master of universe | March 31st, 2006 at 9:55 am
yes yes yes I wait for the upside down version for space missions!!
17. Malkontent_Kraków | March 31st, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Excellent stuff:)))
18. Andrew | April 1st, 2006 at 9:16 pm
Very interesing
19. Tlok | April 3rd, 2006 at 12:41 am
ja mam już takie coś w domu.. dostałem to od Kingi (taka laska z mojej klasy), która chciała to ze mnę wypróbować, ale byłem chory wtedy, a jak jestem chory to nie ….. no wiecie sami see yo
20. rafał | April 4th, 2006 at 9:51 pm
bardzo bardzo praktyczne urzadzenie :))) kupuje
21. erotyka | April 7th, 2006 at 7:10 am
www00000www, this chair is great.
22. sibiiiiiiii | April 7th, 2006 at 10:09 am
wow very interesting. I want one too!!!!!!!!
23. Back to Malaysia - Alex Allied | April 23rd, 2006 at 3:23 am
[…] April Life’s Like ThatAlex03:23 amAdd comment I’ve been in Malaysia for just over an month now and I apologize for the lack of updates on my blog. Wingz called me two days ago to check whether I’m still alive. I didn’t know who he was until he reminded me about the Gravitizer the he had ordered from me 2 months ago. But sorry lah boss, I forgot to inform my China factory to manufacture it, now too late to produce coz the model had gone obsolete and the mould was melted down. :/ Next time got somemore of these stuff I’ll recommend you again, don’t worry. […]
24. Katie | April 28th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
I’m doing it every night! btw (my husband loves it he says i got the tiger in the cage and to never tame it !) lol
25. mary | April 30th, 2006 at 3:17 am
be sure to check out http://bodybouncer.com/ it seems better quality. i would certainly like padding on the bottom legs for some of the positions.
26. Fred | July 17th, 2006 at 7:39 am
Where can I purchase?
27. andrea | August 11th, 2006 at 10:55 am
Where can i purchase one for less?
28. Osvaldo | August 24th, 2006 at 12:22 am
Please, where I can buy one ? can it be sent for an address in Brazil ?
29. Master Larry | August 29th, 2006 at 5:33 am
Their web site is down, where can you get one?
Master Larry
30. daniela | August 31st, 2006 at 1:40 am
Very convenient chair. I’ve got the same as this chair but red color.
31. kaloyan | August 31st, 2006 at 10:13 pm
super!
32. bai mile | September 1st, 2006 at 3:57 am
good shit:):)
33. mvarela | September 1st, 2006 at 4:07 am
where do i buy one
34. Grim Reaper | September 3rd, 2006 at 9:35 am
We all used it on this cheech chick , She went nutts, Literally
35. Sorry, but I don’t supply the Gravitizer - Alex Allied | September 3rd, 2006 at 5:00 pm
[…] September Life’s Like That and What The?!Alex05:00 pmAdd comment Since making a post on the world’s most demanded stool, my blog has been getting hits from sex curious individuals, who seemingly, can’t wait to get their erm, thang, working on it. But bad news! I didn’t actually get serious enough to manufacture it in China, which I thought was a bad decision since there’s such a big demand of it alone here on my blog. […]
36. tony | September 9th, 2006 at 4:12 am
hello, alex, perhaps you can get the manufacture in china, I have find a similar one: CCyell chairs there, here is the url:
http://www.ccyell.com/en
37. ramesh bucktowar | September 15th, 2006 at 11:07 pm
am from mauritius. can i be the agent for this product.
38. booyaakaa | September 17th, 2006 at 3:43 am
ebasi ludoriqta :)))) evala
39. D. Townsend | September 28th, 2006 at 2:18 am
Where can this be purchased in the U.S.? Particularly, Chicago, Illinois?
40. tony | October 4th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Aliex have told us to The Body Bouncer $199.95, or CCyell $99.95 website and order one today, they are all deliver to USA’s price.
http://www.bodybouncer.com
http://www.ccyell.com/en
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[…] Invento tan simple y a la vez tan…. Bueno que cada cual saque sus conclusiones , puede que todavía o sepas lo que es… Haz click en este link : http://www.alexallied.com/life/the-gravitizer-18sx y lo entenderás jejejeje […]
42. Lianne | November 15th, 2006 at 7:10 am
Please mail me, we can start to work together. I´ll take the distribuation in Scandinavia and Europe.
This is not a joke!!!!
43. Gravitizer.cn | November 20th, 2006 at 3:25 am
Hi, Lianne!
If you can’t find the partner, you can contact us, we can provide the best product with great price! our email: ccyell@hotmail.com
44. iiyes | December 1st, 2006 at 6:12 am
Ohh - super!
45. nawaf Alanizi | December 31st, 2006 at 8:11 am
I want get one please…
but where I will find it
my mobail number is +966555922358
46. Gravitizer | January 10th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Hi nawaf, you can buy the Gravitizer here: http://www.scyell.com
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49. jakso | December 1st, 2007 at 7:17 pm
that’s that’s is what i have been talking about all these years. and finally some genius figure out . thx a lot. cheers babe.
warning to teenage : dont try this at home.