I heard something very familiar while I was in Melbourne CBD today. Today’s not an audition day for the American Idol, but it seems like William Hung is singing somewhere in my proximity. I went on and check out the source.

I thought I’m gonna get an autograph from the REAL American Idol, but freaking crap! This guy is no William Hung. Imitating alright, okay, close, but not as good as William Hung. And please lar, try to wear an outfit that fits who you’re imitating, you dress like Slim Shady and you’re trying to imitate William Hung? You’re trying to switch sides like a Gemini ah? You’re supposed to wear UC Berkeley’s tee instead of WesternSun’s. Anyway, I would give you a better rating if you start singing…

I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady,
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating,
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up,
please stand up?

As the man himself has a little something to say about the imitator…

Yeah babe.